January Black.
Most author bios are written in the third person which makes absolutely no fucking sense. If I saw someone talking about themselves in the third person at a dinner party (not that I attend many dinner parties), I’d think them to be an asshat.
Anyway, my name is January Black. I’m the alter ego of a gent named Cole Schafer. I wrote this book. I’ve written other books. I plan to write a great deal more before I bite the dust.
If you want to learn more about myself, just re-read this book or pick-up a copy of One Minute, Please? or After Her. If you’d like to learn more about Cole Schafer (though, I’m afraid, he isn’t very interesting), I’d take a peek at his Instagram (@cole_schafer) where he shares pretty pictures (and words).
Or, I would peruse Cole’s creative writing shop (www.honeycopy.com) where he writes advertising for many of the brands you buy. I, unfortunately, don’t have any affiliation with Honey Copy. In fact, Cole doesn’t let me anywhere near the shop, concerned I might try and fuck one of his clients.
All that to say, thank you for reading. It made my little scribbler’s hearts burst with joy. I’d lick you but this is a book and you can’t lick people through books. At least not right now. Perhaps in 2050. My God, will Fifty Shades of Grey be a wildly different book in 2050.
